Spam Humor

At work I have to check our spam filter for anything legit that gets caught in it. Also email to frap.org is only very loosely filtered, so as a result I see all sorts of goofy lost-in-translations.

I just got this one:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://somesillyfakerx.cn) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

kill himself _and_ eat his dog? In that order? Impressive.


But that doesn't even come close to my all time reoccurring favorite:

Obesity is Dangerous - STOP IT!!

Oh terribly sorry - I'll stop it right now. I just hate it when I do that.
Who writes these things? This one in particular comes up over and over again.